Because everyone needs Tom Hiddleson saying “I love you, I always will” on their dashboard.
Anke designed an adorable teapot cozy that accentuates the teapot’s resemblance to a snail’s shell and adds a pair of eye stalks to complete the transformation. They really do look like cute snails, but with the added bonus that these charming mollusks won’t eat your garden plants.
YOU’RE A BEAUTY
- Jon Snow
- Bran Stark
- Cersei Lannister
- Loras Tyrell
Does Loras even get a POV I don’t remember?
instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future
currently at: hey anybody wanna go to bethlehem, i hear there’s like a king baby idk maybe it’ll be fun
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
TURN ON THE FRIGGIN LIGHTS WHEN YOU ARE HOME ALONE(via hipstermidgardian)
Cleaning up the hard drive today and found this series of photos… our LEGENDARY TOXIC TOY JARS.
We threw a bunch of jelly toys (vibrators, dildos and masturbation sleeves) into some glass jars, sealed them, and then just left them alone. This is what happened.
See all that clear fluid at the bottom? That’s the product of the ongoing chemical reaction that happens when PVC and phthalates (or other toxic plasticizing chemicals) hang out inside a jelly toy.
These toys off-gassed and slimed themselves and their jar-mates, swapping plasticizers and deteriorating even more.
Jelly toys are not body safe. Please feel free to share these photos far and wide!
ps These jars got so scary, we had to throw them away a couple of years ago. RIP, jelly toys. RIP.
Don’t buy jelly toys people!
"What the fuck is that?"
A reminder why you shouldn’t shove nasty jelly toys in your body! Look at that!
THE SEX TOY INDUSTRY NEEDS TO BE REGULATED OH MY GOD
Always buy phthalate-free, folks!
Or at least use a condom with cheap materials!
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
We live in an age where everyone has a camera on them one way or another and information is spread around the globe at the speed of light and the degree at which we apply and regard security is at an all time high….
…. and somehow a two hundred feet long, three hundred thousand pound aircraft carrying two hundred and thirty-nine souls has completely vanished.
Our tiny blue marble has become frighteningly huge in the worst way possible
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
DITTO THE PREACH.
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
Removing the shine to your wig —-> ENTER HERE http://fav.me/d5um4ou on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/54606779/via/LienYing88
BBC’s The Musketeers characters: Porthos
#everything to me#do you know how many dudebro protagonists i would have killed to have him?#do you know how overdue this scoundrel’s existence is?#hundreds of years overdue is how many#porthos is the beautiful amalgamation of honesty in history and honesty in the present and the narratives the flow between#porthos can exist in this narrative because men like porthos did exist#the fixed teeth and clear skin and the improbable heights of the cast; now those are embellishments#but not the medieval poc#not this time#this time we get porthos#who laughs deep and vigorously#who gets by and ahead with his streetwise prowess#who improvises with goddamn cutlery in duels#who has the strength to wrestle any number of men to the ground#who grits his teeth through near mortal pain to make lively conversation#who’s sickened at that thought of disloyalty#who has a heart that hurts for lives taken and livelihoods stolen#porthos gets to exist#he gets to be daring and exuberant and reckless and unrestrained#he gets to exist and you cannot take him away from me#i’ll just be over here crying forever about this goddamn punk (via cypresssunn)